tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1454144331512827342.post4921871829707540822..comments2023-04-01T03:50:06.720-07:00Comments on kms handmade: It's so funny...kms handmadehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01177886332037861313noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1454144331512827342.post-91569909348307906232008-06-27T10:49:00.000-07:002008-06-27T10:49:00.000-07:00Ok, I think I can do you one better. I was pregnan...Ok, I think I can do you one better. I was pregnant with my second child and Michael-four years old-asked me what babies eat. Here's how that conversation went:<br><br>Michael: Mom what will the baby eat? <br><br>Mom: Well, she will drink milk from my booby (yes I said booby, whatever).<br><br>Michael: (Look of complete and utter horror) THAT IS DISGUSTING!<br><br>Mom sits bemused wondering how I could have handled that better. Cut to two weeks later hanging out with a friend. <br><br>Michael: Why is your baby eating from a bottle? My mommy said ours will drink from her boobies.<br><br>Friend: Well, that is why God made men with small boobies and woman with larger ones. So that if they wanted to feed their babies that way they could. <br><br>Michael: OH! OK! <br><br>Ummm why didn't I think of that.Cut to about a month later.<br><br>Mom: (breast feeding baby Madison) Michael look Madison is eating.<br><br>Michael: <br>(walking over, looking over Madison's head, reaching down and pulling my breast from her mouth) MOMMY! She isn't EATING your booby! <br><br>OH NO WONDER he thought I was "disgusting!" He thought she was going to EAT my breast. Tee Hee :)Jenny Beanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10030774992173027011noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1454144331512827342.post-73607572314089509872008-06-27T04:03:00.000-07:002008-06-27T04:03:00.000-07:00OHHHH!! I miss you guys. :) Too bad I can;t have...OHHHH!! I miss you guys. :) Too bad I can;t have it both ways, the people I love in Germany AND the people I love at home. Oh well, I'll be back soon! Miss you guys!!Adiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17910903204495281371noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1454144331512827342.post-92154046684280441182008-06-24T00:13:00.000-07:002008-06-24T00:13:00.000-07:00Almost spit my coffee out! That is sooo cute! What...Almost spit my coffee out! That is sooo cute! What a tough thing to explain, but I think you did a good job. Although the "holy spirit in my heart" might have scared me when younger! I just love the funny things kids say. I raised my voice (ok, I yelled) at Jon and Emily said, "no mommy no! Be nice to daddy!". That little turd!Jenny P.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04746252598831665248noreply@blogger.com